Hollywood's self-important prima donna egos get lampooned, roasted and deflated on the PCH. Host Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff uses his acid wit and acerbic tongue to skewer celebrity culture. Forget the sycophantic lackeys of Entertainment Tonight. Nemcoff and his dirty mouth tears 'em to shreds.
We almost taped episode 500 today but scheduling conflicts got in the way but for those of you who asked for "My Most Favorite Christmas Ever" and other PCH Holiday goodies, well... don't say I didn't give you anything this year.
If you have to blame someone, blame Brian from Audio Attitude. It was all his idea. He wanted to do this crazy bit and I remember by the time we got around to it, it was late, I was exhausted and I hadn't prepared a single thing. What happened... well, one could call it a holiday miracle.
So enjoy what amounts to a holiday tradition around these parts. The now-infamous INTERVIEW WITH JESUS
This news story, about a woman who claims her vagina fell out. Is terrible and should serve as a lesson to keep vigilant watch to make sure this doesn't happen to you... Especially you ladies out there.
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Today Mark and Mike talk about advertising and one of my favorite shows, Mad Men. I'll explain the "theme" of the recent episode as well as my theory as to why Betty Draper will never cheat on her husband.
Also, the worst advertising slogan ever.
"Forever" by IN THIS MOMENT
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Michael Vick returns to action this weekend. I'm still pissed off about it. I thought it would be a good time to read my short story, JUDGEMENT DAY FOR MICHAEL VICK. Enjoy...
Plus.. a Walmart employee chimes in about PCH483
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According to the NY Post, David Carradine granted an interview months before his death where he spoke about being haunted by the ghost of his wife's ex-husband in their closet....
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An Arizona couple accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their children and then trying to have them developed at Walmart are suing the state and the retail giant.
Thanks to CC Chapman for the link
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I'm still in shock. For the first time in a long while I can hold my head up and say that I'm proud to be an American. This country does not belong to those who hate. This country does not belong to those who choose what's best for them at the expense of others. This country belongs to all of us. Today is truly a great day to be an American.
Go, Go, Go by The 88 - get it at iTunes
Barack Obama by Cocoa Tea - get it at iTunes
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Don LaFontaine was a true artist. His voice was his brush and movie trailers his canvas and nobody has ever done it better. He passed away at the age of 68 on September 1, after a long illness I first learned about from his emails last year. He had been telling people that he was on the mend and I was pretty shocked and saddened to hear of his death. I was priveleged to get to work with Don professionally several times and was able to get him on the show in November of 2006.
Several of you out there, including Mike, have asked for me to repost this episode and as we approach the last episode of PCH coming up, I wanted all the newer listeners to hear this one last time.
This one goes out to you, Don. You will be missed greatly.
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Dan Patterson calls in from both conventions! Plus the Sarah Palin Diaries...
"Last of the Superheroes" by American Heartbreak
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Mark and Mike discuss whether Michael Phelps is really as big an inspiration as the media has made him out to be. Plus our new motto "Just Keep Squeezing"! Also, how to get noticed in a concert festival crowd and where to stand at the front in order to really see.
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Exclusive audio from the New American Music Union press conference on Friday with festival curator Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, NASA and the Black Keys.
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I was sitting around thinknig about PUSSY: The Musical and how much I think it's one of our crowning achievements here at Pacific Coast Hellway during the last 3+ years. I've been wanting to put it all together as one long file for a while and just haven't gotten a chance to until now... and then it hit me that one long file would be about 90 minutes so I'm cutting it down to parts 1 and 2, each comprising 5 chapters... confused yet?
Plus, I wanted to make sure that all you Hellwayers and Hellwayettes knew that the PUSSY: The Musical soundtrack (in beautiful full resolution audio) was available at eMusic and Amazon.
PUSSY: The Musical (the audiobook) written and performed by MYN and Mike Yusi
Songs in Part 1
"Makes the World Go Round" written by MYN. Vocals by MUNK
"I Miss Your Pussy" written by and featuring vocals by MIKE YUSI
"Ho Down Tonite" written by MYN. Featuring slide guitar and vocals by RON BLOOM
"Pussy's Still on My Mind" written by MYN. Featuring vocals by PERRY BALDASSARI
"You Don't Know" (Pimp's Lament) written by MYN. Featuring vocals by P.W. FENTON
Produced and Mixed by MYN. Soundtrack available on Hellway Records
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I've finally realized what John McCain went through as a P.O.W. after he was shot down in North Vietnam. I can't imagine the courage it took to survive that.
Hide Another Mistake by THE 88 from the album OVER AND OVER
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Happy 4th of July. Do you have plans? I do. Did you know that you can get gas for sex in Kentucky, which of course is commonly abbreviated as "KY". And I'm gonna get on your shit today and tell you why you don't deserve this show.
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Barack Obama and My Sex Wig. Just a quickie show about my new favorite song and the wool being pulled over our eyes. Are we such suckers that we don't see what this off shore oil drilling is all about?
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I'm back. I'll tell you a bit more about Maui and play some songs. All of which you can get for free with your 35 free downloads at eMusic when you sign up for a free eMusic trial offer. And no, Tommy I'm not sick. The weight I lost was thanks to Nutrisystem. Also, how to make a really kickass and simple Mai Tai with stuff you can find anywhere.
If you haven't, check out the music video I shot for Grave by Munk it's here. If you have, check it out again!
Scene of the Crime by Hot Little Hands from the album "Dynamite in Black and White" Air Guitar by Towers of London from the album "Blood, Sweat & Towers" Chuck Norris by Supafloss from the album "Supafloss" Black Grease by The Black Angels from the album "Passover" Believe What I've Found by The Frauds from the album "The Frauds" What She Really Needs by Ekolu from the album "Back to the Valley"
Back in Maui and I want to get another show out but haven't had a chance. All of my recommendations from last year still stand including great places to eat and snorkel and how to make some great tropical-style mixed drinks no matter where you live so I thought I'd repost this for now.
Got a great new recipe for a killer Mai Tai and some new Maui tips coming real soon. Plus some video of me swimming with a Honu (sea turtle) off Black Rock... coming soon.
Sex sells, Clay Aiken's baby, GM Hog slaughter, Tatum on Crack...These are the Things I Learned This Week... in Maui!Flash Versions of this episode: YouTube / Mevio.com MDialog.comDownload this episode - Click HereCheck out the blog at: ThingsILearnedThisWeek.comTILTW on MEVIO.com!Subscribe: iTunes Zune RSSSPECIAL OFFERS for TILTW Viewers.Need a cheap domain name or affordable web hosting? GoDaddy coupon | promo | discount codes PCH1 = save 10% off your entire order PCH2 = $5 off any $30 orderPCH3 = $6.95 .com domains - $3 off!and for a limited time only: PCH255 =Save 25 percent off any order of $100 or more
Indiana Jones, California Porn Tax, Sharon Stone blames China's Karma, Mexican Navy Shark hunt, Space Station toilet, White House Tell-all book, Rachel Ray Terrorism Scarf. These are the Things I Learned This Week!
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Thanks to Mr. Wizard, a most disturbing story from down under... I mean Australia. And Mike opens up to Big Knuckled Earl... Plus, finally... the winners of the signed MUNK CD contest are...
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Hillary still in the race, Israel turns 60, Sting's charity stung, Robbins without Baskin, Dina Lohan won a what?, Saddam Hussein's mostly irrational prison fear and yes indeed, there is a New Jersey Hall of Fame. These are the Things I Learned This Week!
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Bear mauling in California. Hillary Clinton wins Pennsylvania somehow. New Jersey cop caught having sex with a cow, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora arrested for drunk driving and O.J. Simpson thinks he can have another Hollywood comeback. These stories and more! In just under two minutes find out which things I learned this week.
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Today, I had a chance to meet in person with with U.S. Congressman Brad Sherman (D. California) about a matter I feel very strongly about: Children's Literacy. Now, it's not news to anyone that literacy rates among children have dropped dramatically over the past decade. Though many people like to blame schools or the home environment, my personal belief is that children of all ages aren't reading because they are not inspired to. In fact, it took a boy wizard to prove this simple theory. After Harry Potter's initial release, libraries all over were inundated by kids who were inspired to read more because they discovered the joy of books and the unbridled thrill of imagining these stories come to life in their own minds.
I have on many occasions postulated that the erosion of readership among adults has come not from laziness nor the proliferation of entertainment choices like video games, television or the internet, but from the fact that people are generally sick of cookie-cutter choices major media has given us in the name of cloning one success to hopefully breed another. Children are amazing beings capable of making this distinction, though they may not know why. Children everywhere, by nature, love to explore the depths of their own imaginations but those imaginations require inspiration to blossom. How many of us remember those moments from our own childhoods or have seen in our own children the wonderful moment inspiration strikes and the voracious desire to consume more and more of that which had inspired us. Books make up a vast universe full of adventure, fantasy and wonderful characters and literacy is the ticket to that world. We live in the era of the mp3 generation. The iPod and the computer are two of the most ubiquitous sources of entertainment consumption by today's youth and those audiences are skewing younger than ever. I firmly believe we can use audiobooks to inspire children to seek out stories and inspire them to fall in love with the fantastical worlds that exist out there in books.
What I would like to do is plant this seed of a concept in the mind of U.S. Congressman Brad Sherman. All politicians respond to united voices. Please join me in sending this message to Congressman Sherman (Sherman@BradSherman.com) by e-mailing him a simple statement saying, more or less: "I agree with Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff that children's literacy can be inspired through audiobooks". Feel free to change the message as suits you most. I only ask that you reference my name so Congressman Sherman can know better why you are writing based upon my meeting with him. And please, for your own sake, don't try to be funny and send him the kind of messages that will ultimately get you into trouble. Please understand this is not a joke nor some elaborate prank of some kind, it's one of those very rare moments I am being completely serious about something I believe very strongly about. Those of you who know me, know that I never hesitate to speak up about a cause that I feel is important and I hope that you too, feel that children's literacy is a matter you care enough about to send just one email. And those of you who are writers yourselves, please join me in this effort because inspiring today's kids into becoming tomorrow's readers means a future that's brighter for everybody.
Episode 84: Here Comes the Rain Again, Episode 85: Start Me Up, Episode 86: Let's Hear it for the Boy, Episode 87: Every Breath You Take, Episode 88: Doctor, DoctorEpisode 80: Eye of the Tiger, Episode 81: Meet Me Half Way, Episode 82: One Thing Leads to Another, Episode 83: In the Air Tonight
Will we be fucking robots in the future. I mean, will we be fornicating with robots? I think so and I welcome the opportunity to defile a gadget without all that unnessesary shame.
This was originally recorded for Word Sushi but I know a lot of PCH listeners are interested in what's going on with the writer's strike so I figured I should put it up in this feed as well.
Published author, TV producer and entertainment industry blogger Chad Gervich talks about the WGA strike, the industry and his new podcast "Morning Call Time".
Join me for breakfast with PATRICK LUSSIER and MATT VENNE , the director and screenwriter of the new Universal release WHITE NOISE 2: THE LIGHT as we talk about storytelling, moviemaking, what went into bringing this movie to life from the original script and why White Noise 2 is a stand alone, original story and not really a sequel.
My unscientific approach to picking a candidate DHP reports "live" from New Hampshire and PCH crazy idea #195. Seriously though. Is it really that crazy?
Episode 69: Meeting in the Ladies' Room, Episode 70: Freeze Frame, Episode 71: Who's Behind the Door, Episode 72: I Ran, Episode 73: Just What I Needed�
I am awake and completely delirious at 3a.m. with a live microphone and some songs you can only hear here by special permission. My special late night DJ music mix of tunes exclusive to PCH. As I mix this, I barely recall doing this at all.
Video Games, Flat Screen TV's, HD-DVD, Bluetooth headphones and much, much more...Confused about what to buy? Join Playboy Magazine Senior Editor and resident gadget guru Scott Alexander as he talks about his picks for the gadgets that should be on your wishlist. Over an hour of great gadget talk.
